Hey you all ya'll, my name's Johnny Carolina. You all goddamned power Ya'll just got some new horses, and I'll be looking after them. They're still getting settled in down there, but you all ya'll can go see them if you want, they won't bite. Found out I was a mutant back in college, but didn't know places like this were around. Professor Xavier told me I'm a cyberpath, means my head does all kinds of weird stuff with computers and things like that. Anyone else got something like that?

Maybe I shouldn't use the computer Stop doing that, I have to post this Goddamnit

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